Let He who is without sin knit the first sweater:
Evil Is the New Black
According to Bill Roberts of the Pahrump Valley Times, in 1991 Nevada Senate hopeful Sharron Angle successfully campaigned against the Tonopah High School Muckers wearing black jerseys for a football game, on the grounds that black is the color of evil. People say she’s a psychopath, possibly even a raper of mountain lions, but is she? The purpose of this blog is to alert us to the danger of the black clothing all around us.
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Rand Paul
An evil black turtleneck, just like:
Has the conspiracy really been going on this long? Is it too late to stop it?
Has the conspiracy really been going on this long? Is it too late to stop it?
Bill Kristol
Hey there handsome, you're really drawing me in with that winning smile -- too bad that jacket is a clear giveaway you intend on offering my intestines to the demon prince Baal.
Bob Bennett
Utah's Bob Bennett is not evil, but rather sensitive, and tweedy:
No, wait, that's the wrong Bob Bennett:
Sorry for any supernatural injury that might have befallen you for believing for even a moment that Bob Bennett would not envelop you in his blackness if given even a moment's opportunity. Bob Bennett, consider your defeat vindicated. Evil.
No, wait, that's the wrong Bob Bennett:
Sorry for any supernatural injury that might have befallen you for believing for even a moment that Bob Bennett would not envelop you in his blackness if given even a moment's opportunity. Bob Bennett, consider your defeat vindicated. Evil.
Strom Thurmond and Strom Thurmond's Friend
What are you pointing at, Strom Thurmond? The approaching Dark One, who your professionally tailored suit has unleashed on the Earth?
Or are you pointing at your partner-in-black Lindsey Graham, who is "coincidentally" pointing right back at you?
To the Judas-iary Committee with you, Lindsey Graham. Evil.
Or are you pointing at your partner-in-black Lindsey Graham, who is "coincidentally" pointing right back at you?
To the Judas-iary Committee with you, Lindsey Graham. Evil.
Jerry Glanville
Is not evil! He is actually drawing evil to him with his shirt and pants, then exposing it to the light of God with his colorful belt buckle. Jerry Glanville is one of Jesus' very special heroes.
Mike Krzyzewski
Don't let his right-leaning quips about President Obama's poor handling of the economy fool you. Coack K is no Blue Devil, he is a Black Devil!
NCA-Evil!
NCA-Evil!
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